What Exactly is Going to Crash the Markets This Fall?

If you have been paying attention to the financial news, then you might have gotten the idea that a market crash is coming soon. The question is what exactly is going to be the catalyst for this inevitable plummet?
 
Recent headlines tell us that we have several things to blame it on. Check out these excerpts:

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Rodrigo Duterte's Obama insult costs Philippines stock market hundreds of millions  Funds to pull hundreds of millions from country amid Filipino leader's increasingly volatile behaviour, after he called Barack Obama a 'son of a whore' and threatened to pull out of UN ...

US has ‘false economy’ & artificial stock market – Trump Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has described the US economy as “false,” saying that the central banking system is intentionally keeping interest rates low to prevent a new economic collapse....
 

CUBAN: There is 'no doubt in my mind' the market will crash if Trump wins  Mark Cuban is bearish on the stock market in the event of a Trump presidency.In an interview with Fox Business' Neil Cavuto on Tuesday, the investor and reality-TV star said that the uncertainty from a win by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump would ...

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So if you are confused, then know that you are not alone. Just relax and watch the following video, that's what I did ;)